Editorial > Qasalan Expellibox

Hi TNT. I have been going to the Qasalan Expellibox ever since it has opened and I find my self-esteem is slowly getting lower with every visit. I am always getting yelled at, even though I have come right next to the proper tube at least six times. Today they gave me a mummified banana along with another insult to my abilities! I seem to recall on other occasions being accused of using fake scarabs (like I can really find a fake scarab that's affordable through the Shop Wizard.) Can't you tell the Qasalan officials to lighten up? I seem to recall wandering aimlessly through a maze for hours to help them in their last plot... Okay, okay, maybe I didn't move a lot of sand or furniture, but c'mon, how can they be so rude? ~chocjones

Alas, being turned into mummies for a few centuries will make just about anyone grumpy. Maybe in another hundred years or so they'll finally learn to lighten up again! (Issue 321)